Bribes, intimidation, histrionics — the best food always incites the worst behavior.
Follow the chaotic day in the life of Sam, an out-of-work actor who mans the frenzied reservation line at Manhattan’s hottest restaurant. As the only employee on shift, Sam alone must answer a slew of phone calls from absurd elite foodies including a merciless maître d’ and Gwyneth Paltrow’s patronizing assistant. With over forty assorted characters played by a single versatile actor, this fast-paced comedic play shows just how far wit, luck, and self-determination can take you.